Unfortunately, my insightful political commentary was interrupted by an unexpected electrical problem, but after extinguishing my shirt and smashing the offending wall outlet, I'm ready to continue.

One especially poignant political question came to me as I was attempting to restart my heart: If a wall outlet in the Whitehouse laundry room shorted out, resulting in a blue flame and the subsequent melting of a clothes dryer, which presidential candidate would do a better job of fixing the problem?



  1. Anonymous5:40 PM UTC

    Was the shirt salvageable? I always hate it when I lose a perfectly good shirt, such a waste of money.

  2. I was able to salvage the collar, which is all I need to jumpstart my backup career as . . . Pundit Clergy Boy!