Summer is all about immersing yourself in liquid, which makes it difficult to breathe. Fortunately, there's an alternative to the unsightly gills your surgeon wants to install, and at a fraction of the cost.
1. Remove all perishable items from your refrigerator.
2. Unplug the power cord.
3. Roll your refrigerator to the edge of the pool while rapidly opening and closing the door to build an adequate supply of oxygen.
4. Push your refrigerator into the pool.
5. Dive in.
When you feel the need for oxygen, simply open the refrigerator door and help yourself to a bubbly load of clean, healthful air.
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