John Fogarty's Voice

Put a candle in the window. Do it now, you maggot. Move move move move!!! Like most people, I don't mind voices in my head as long as they don't expect me to do unreasonable things. I also don't like being called a maggot, especially when it's done in a drill sergeant voice.

This is why John Fogarty's voice is always welcome here. His voice has never called me names, nor has it asked me to do anything riskier than putting a candle in the window, which is okay because John Fogarty's voice knows all about flame-retardant materials.

I don't think his voice was talking about moving in the literal sense, like having to move on account of setting the house on fire by mistake. Otherwise it wouldn't have promised to come back.


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