I'm bald
Nothing left
But to lift
My glass eye
To the egglike sphere
Exposed by the clippers
With a #3 guard
Aaaiiii!
My so-called head
So called because
No one wants to call it
What it really is
Namely
An egg noggin
I'm bald.
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY.
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On this day in 1939, for the first time in history, an American football
game was shown on television. It is estimated that perhaps as many as a
thousand t...
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